Daily Archives: June 15, 2008

Britney Spears – Toy Soldier

Random update!

I’ve been driving for 2 months now. There are a number of things about my car and driving that i’m quite particular about. I’m just gonna list them out for fun. They call it “syok sendiri” ya.

So here goes.

1. My car must look clean.

When i say look clean, i’m talking about the outside. I can’t stand those dirty stains on my car. Those common stains that every Myvi gets. I just don’t like any kind of stains on my car lah!

And because of that, it leads to number 2.

2. I kinda like washing my car.

Gasp!

Yeah, for 2 months i never took my car to the car wash before. All these while i’ve been washing my car myself :O

And i don’t really mind washing my car on my own. I get to fee more “intimate” with my car, haha! I’d feel devastated if it rains the day after i wash my car. It’s like God is trying to mess with me.

I guess it’s also because i wanna prove to my parents that i can maintain my white car properly, since they were so against the idea of getting a white car in the first place. Ergh, let’s see how long i can keep up.

But i really should take it to the car wash. I want someone to polish and wax my car. Professionally.

3. Other people driving my car.

I don’t like other people driving my car. UNLESS, i ask or offer you to drive. I just don’t like the idea of people adjusting my car seat, mirror and side mirrors. I hate adjusting them again.

I’m sorry, Jason. I know you wanted drive my car badly, for some reason. Cause you kept offering to drive my car home last Friday. Bet you wished i was knocked out or something, haha!

4. Fetching people.

I don’t really like UNLESS, i offer you a ride. And i’m quite biased about who i fetch also, haha.

I feel very stressed when i fetch certain people lah! Especially those who make a lot of noise or tell me what to do when i’m driving. I should probably do this to them if they make noise.

Muahaha

Plus, if i fetch more than one person, it makes my car slow. And i don’t like slow.

5. People who pick their noses.. IN THE CAR.

I fucking hate people who pick their noses in the car!!

Please, hygiene! Can you imagine someone who just picked their nose touch your steering wheel?! I don’t even want to elaborate more!

6. Music

I don’t really like listening to the radio cause the radio tells you what to listen. Mainstream is so over rated, ergh. I burn my own CDs and i only listen to the radio when i get bored of my own CDs, which is very unlikely.

I know everyone has their own music taste. Sometimes i’ll ask my passenger if they’re okay with my music. So far i never got any negative answers from the people i ask.

However, i DID get some people (those i don’t ask) complaining about the music i play in my car before. Like my sister.. or Gan.

But too fucking bad, when you’re in my car, you’re gonna have to listen to my music.

That’s why i prefer to be the one driving my own car. Cause i can have the rights to control everything in it :)

7. Slow AND stubborn drivers

This one. Not only they are driving slow on a FAST lane (right side), they don’t give way when you’re right behind them! This one must highlight or hon, muahaha!

I mean, seriously. If you’re gonna be slow, use the left lane. As Beyonce would say:

Yeah. So scoot!

8. Confused drivers

You wanna stay on the left lane or right lane now? Don’t freaking take up both lanes, idiot. This one must hon also.

Whoa.. that’s all i can think about right now. Okay, so the stuff i listed down is mostly things that are related to my car and driving which pisses me off.

8 things.. that’s quite a lot. Someone said that i’m being obsessive and possessive towards my car. That’s so not true!

.. Okay. Maybe a little bit. But not that serious lah, right.

Right?

-_-;;